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Posted by Lamespotting on 14 Nov 2011 | Tagged as: Crap
This video has shown up this evening. It claims to be Lada Gaga arriving in Moncton.
The first thing that you notice is that the airport is completely empty. This would indicate that she would not have come on a commercial flight. A quick search of Twitter showed no tweets of people seeing her in any other airport today, which means that she would have come in on a private aircraft.
How do we know if any private jets arrived? We can look up incoming flights of FlightAware.com:

There were no private jets at the Moncton airport today.
Another clue is that it would seem odd to have the camera rolling ahead of discovering that it was a celebrity sighting. Also note the prominent placement of the video author’s name.
Here’s video #2, which doesn’t really have too much in it:
Why would someone drive with the windows down on a cool Moncton autumn day?
If she was checking out the site, why would she walk down the dirt road? Wouldn’t concert site organizers be escorting her all around?
Also: The Times Transcript interviewed the manager of the airport who said that celebrities don’t use the main airport terminal.
Update: One of the video’s authors posted this as a confession that it is a hoax. It was created by two employees from La Mine D’Or, a local jewelry store to promote a Children’s Wish event.
Posted by Lamespotting on 03 Feb 2011 | Tagged as: Jokes, tech
Is it just me, or are those “follow me on Facebook and Twitter” icons taking up more and more screen real estate these days? Just so I don’t feel out of the loop, I made some as large as this WordPress theme would allow:
Next week, I’ll hone my JavaScript and CSS skills to create a “Share me” button that will autoexpand and won’t go away no matter what you do.
Posted by Lamespotting on 15 Nov 2010 | Tagged as: Fredericton, Howto, Jokes
It’s already been well established that Fredericton has a problem with bad drivers. City Hall is unable to find a solution, so I am providing my own. Nothing spreads faster than a scary chain e-mail, so copy & paste this and send it to everyone you know, especially minivan and SUV owners:
Warning from the Fredericton Police Dept:
It has come to our attention that a gang from Halifax is initiating new members in the Fredericton area. Part of their initiation is to shoot at random vehicles that are doing the following:
- Stopping in merge lanes
- Stopping in the middle of roundabouts
- Blocking traffic while waiting to get into Tim Horton’s
- Blocking intersections during rush hour
- Not stopping for pedestrians
The Fredericton Police would like to reassure the public that they are safe as long as they don’t do any of the things listed above. We would also like to remind you that the gang that steals kidneys from people who bike on the sidewalks is still active.
Thank you.
Posted by Lamespotting on 11 Aug 2009 | Tagged as: Jokes, suggestions
Posted by Lamespotting on 04 Aug 2009 | Tagged as: Crap, Reviews
Posted by Lamespotting on 28 Dec 2008 | Tagged as: Fredericton, Jokes
What do they call 30cms of snow in Toronto?
Snowmageddon.
What do they call 30cms of snow in Fredericton?
Wimps.
Posted by Lamespotting on 17 Dec 2008 | Tagged as: Crap, Jokes
You’ve seen all those cute lists on Facebook about how precious babies are. Unfortunately, they don’t stay small and precious forever. So here’s a sequel to those lists:
Things you’ll learn once that cute baby turns into a toddler
Posted by Lamespotting on 26 Nov 2008 | Tagged as: Crap
Here we have a story about a retired politician hitting a bear with his motorbike. Let’s see how 2 Toronto newspapers handle the story:
Now, let’s see how the Toronto Star does:

So there you have it, according to the Toronto Star, standing in the middle of the road is considered attacking. Next time I’m driving in downtown Fredericton, I’ll have to keep my eye out for squirrel attacks.
Posted by Lamespotting on 25 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Crap, fail
We get a fair amount of fax spam at work. They range from travel scams to orange safety vests and steel buildings. I found this one to be particularly funny: (the red text is mine)
Posted by Lamespotting on 09 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Crap
Most of the time, the comments section on a news site doesn’t add much. Sometimes, you have valuable information that the original article missed, other times, you get this: