As seen on Twitter:

Reference (in case you didn’t get it)

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On July 6th 2009, CTV Atlantic used this as their “viewer photo of the day” for the weather report:

Yes, that’s exactly what you think it is, a bunch of kids dancing around a dead whale that washed up onto the beach.

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What do they call 30cms of snow in Toronto?

Snowmageddon.

What do they call 30cms of snow in Fredericton?

Wimps.

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You’ve seen all those cute lists on Facebook about how precious babies are.  Unfortunately, they don’t stay small and precious forever.  So here’s a sequel to those lists:

Things you’ll learn once that cute baby turns into a toddler

• You’ll be creative in improvising when you can’t find a coaster
• You’ll fondly remember the days before remote controls were invented as you’ll never see yours again
• You’ll be amazed that your cell phone will work once it has been dried out after a dunking in the toilet
• You’ll figure out quick and easy ways to reattach wallpaper
• You won’t mind a slobbery kiss, but you’ll draw the line on using tongue
• You’ll learn all these neat and nifty keyboard shortcuts as your cordless mouse in is the potato bin
• You will begin to sniff every puddle of liquid in the house
• You’ll be amazed at how much poop a pair of regular cotton underwear can hold
• Your car will smell like barf and sour milk and you’ll never find the source.  Eventually you’ll just roll down the windows and stop caring.
• You’ll tremble with fear when your hear “uh-oh”
• Your PVR will be full of kids shows
• You’ll have to find another “quiet place” as you’ll no longer be able to use the bathroom as your sanctuary.
• You’ll eventually hit “critical mess” where no matter how many more toys get strewn about, it won’t look any messier
• You’ll learn which kinds of cake sprinkles don’t get digested

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Here we have a story about a retired politician hitting a bear with his motorbike.  Let’s see how 2 Toronto newspapers handle the story:

The Globe & Mail:

Now, let’s see how the Toronto Star does:

So there you have it, according to the Toronto Star, standing in the middle of the road is considered attacking. Next time I’m driving in downtown Fredericton, I’ll have to keep my eye out for squirrel attacks.

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We get a fair amount of fax spam at work.  They range from travel scams to orange safety vests and steel buildings.  I found this one to be particularly funny: (the red text is mine)

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Most of the time, the comments section on a news site doesn’t add much.  Sometimes, you have valuable information that the original article missed, other times, you get this:

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Blog’s back.

Had some problems with the web server, it took a while for me to get around to fixing it.

If you’re reading this in my Facebook notes and wondering what I’m talking about, don’t worry, it won’t make sense to you as the Facebook notes are imported. It was the source that they were imported from that had the problem.

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I need some help here… Is this irony?

Original Article

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