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Posted by Lamespotting on 18 May 2009 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton
This is a big mess. At the end of it, where it intersects with Arnold Dr and Regent St, the traffic lights don’t have advance left turn signals, yet most of the traffic is turning traffic. The lane markings weren’t thought out very well, there are stripes where a left turn lane should be and there isn’t enough warning when the right hand lane turns into a right turn only lane. (thanks Orser!)
Part of the point of having a divided highway is so that you don’t have the risk of oncoming traffic ending up in your lane. With nothing but a narrow grass strip, there isn’t anything to stop a drifting vehicle.
Back in the day, downtown Fredericton was the friendliest of places to stroll about. City planners loved pedestrians, and it showed. Being able to cross an intersection diagonally was thought of as being one of the most progressive things the city ever did. Sadly, the city’s love of the downtown has long come to an end. The removal of the scramble intersections, along with the desire to collect more revenue from parking makes the downtown a different place than it used to be. We are lucky that there is still a single scramble intersection left on Prospect St., in front of F.H.S. Hopefully it will get heritage protection status.
Now it’s MRDC’s turn to get on the list. Why do I have to turn off in the fast lane? So MRDC can make more profit by not building an overpass.
Cheapness comes in pairs.
Boy, did they ever get screwed on this one. They had two full intersections, but when MRDC came in, they tore up two perfectly good ramps to give them one and a half intersections. They also didn’t finish the intersection to Hwy 7 which makes it annoying if you are coming from Gagetown and want to go to Saint john.
Posted by Lamespotting on 28 Apr 2009 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton, unbwoodlot
Watched council again. There was another sudden surprise in that the gas station wasn’t part of the property that was being rezoned (it will be on another part of the property). This time it was the councilors that were unprepared as they had spent all that time researching and reading reports on gasoline leak prevention. So what was the vote all about?
A parking lot. They want to move a man-made wetland in order to make a parking lot. All of the decisions about the Costco and gas bar had already been made years ago. This time, it was the councilors who had the off-topic speeches.
This heated debate has been going on for well over a month. A lot of time was spent by groups on both sides preparing speeches, organizing opposition and supporters. This was all for nothing as nobody knew what the actual debate was about until the very last minute.
This was caused by one of two things:
I’ll be firing off an e-mail to the mayor about this. I’ll post the letter and any responses I get from him (if any).
Posted by Lamespotting on 27 Apr 2009 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton, Reviews, suggestions
Saw a press release for Fredericton’s new doctor recruitment web site that’s available at: http://www.gofredericton.ca/
I then imagined myself as a doctor looking to set up shop somewhere. I’m first greeted with a fairly blank page that has the YFC flight status and the weather. I’m happy to see an efficient airport with on-time flights so all the donated organs will arrive nice and fresh.
I read around the site a bit and see that it has all the artsy and cultury stuff that I need to entertain my highly educated brain. Looks like I’ll fit right in. I want to see what my peers have to say so I click on the link titled “what our doctors say” and get this:
Maybe someone should make sure they finish the web site before making the press release for it. Come on, we can do better than this.
Posted by Lamespotting on 09 Apr 2009 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton, transit
If the driver starts the bus moving before you’ve had a chance to sit down, be careful of what you grab onto, it just might not be connected:
(photo taken 2009-04-08 on fleet #8992)
I also saw one of those “Ambulance rides are now FREE” ads yesterday (2009-04-08 on fleet #8851). This comes after the NB Government decided to reintroduce the ambulance fees. This is just another example of an out-of-date ad.
Posted by Lamespotting on 18 Feb 2009 | Tagged as: fail, tech
Colin Mochrie recently wrote an article about how there aren’t any Canadian content regulations for the Internet:
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/Canadian+content+getting+lost+online/1296977/story.html
He’s an old media personality and it’s clear from the article that he doesn’t really understand how the Internet works. His biggest mistake is that he is using the “old media” model for production. The CRTC’s rules for old media were intended to reduce barriers for entry into the TV industry (production costs, distribution). For Internet productions, those barriers are virtually non-existent. You can make movies with a $500 video camera, some free editing software and you don’t even have to pay actors (like Colin Mochrie). One of Canada’s funniest Internet comedians is Jon LaJoie. His videos are very low budget, yet he’s one of the most popular producers on YouTube.
He is right about there being lots of Canadian content out there on the Internet, all mixed in with the rest. Sometimes there are only subtle clues that let us know that it’s Canadian. For example, this picture below (which has been featured on many “funny pictures” sites) should count as Canadian content:
Did you see it? The newspaper on the toilet is the “Times Globe”, a defunct newspaper from Saint John, NB.
Now, look at this entry from failblog:
Did you notice the web site on that ad? It’s from Halifax, NS.
Here’s another one that’s been floating around for several years:
As you’ll see, it’s a clipping from the National Post.
We’ll never know how many pictures of funny cats, badly parked cars, or people falling of skateboards are from Canada. Should we really care? They don’t really define or promote our culture.
There is plenty of Canadian content on the web, it’s just not easy to identify and most of it doesn’t get government grants. If he wants a “showcase” of Canadian content, he should go find it and start a web site that showcases it. In today’s world, if you want change, you get off your butt and start a web site.
The technical requirements for any kind of ISP filtering would be a nightmare to implement. How do you identify Canadian content when it’s mixed in with everything else? Sure, the ISPs could partner with YouTube and other sites to explicitly identify Canadian content, but for every YouTube, there are hundreds of other sites who will have no interest in segregating content.
What about porn? A lot of Internet traffic is for porn, would the proposed ISP levy support the porn industry?
I suspect his position is just to shill for ACTRA so actors get paid more when their TV shows are streamed from broadcaster’s web sites. He also wants to start a fund for “new media” ventures, presumably so that ACTRA actors will get paid. This is just the classic protectionist attitude that the CRTC has heralded for years. Hopefully common sense will prevail.
More coverage at: http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/3680/125/
Posted by Lamespotting on 10 Feb 2009 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton
What have we become? Why is it so hard for people to accept the fact that when they park in a spot that doesn’t belong to them that they will get clamped? It saddens me to think that there is a significant amount of the population that believes the rules don’t apply to them. It concerns me that the Fredericton Police Force thinks a charge is warranted in this case. It’s bad enough that they don’t enforce existing traffic laws (a topic I’ve covered a few times before), but when they act two-faced about private matters, it makes them appear bad. On one side, they are telling property owners that the police will not handle private matters, yet on the other side, they aren’t letting property owners deal with the problem themselves.
So after reading a couple of articles on the matter, I decided to see for myself. The complainant parked in the lot in front of the old liquor store on King St.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/new-brunswick/story/2009/02/09/nb-parking-boot.html?ref=rss
http://dailygleaner.canadaeast.com/cityregion/article/565888
So here’s a picture of the lot in question. I had to highlight the sign in red as it isn’t all that obvious where it is.
The sign is pretty small and if that van was parked directly in front of it, you wouldn’t see it if you were sitting in the driver’s seat of a low car. Most lots have bigger signs, but something tells me it is more profitable for the clamping company if they have smaller signs. I think this debate will be interesting, I bet that 99% of the population will side for the clamping company. Of course Mrs. Kelly (whose husband reads this blog BTW) should have known the golden rule of downtowns: there’s no such thing as free parking.
This may be going before the courts, but I think the real solution would be for Mrs. Kelly to eat the $75 fee and have her husband work on a by-law to regulate the clampers. They just need to make sure that the signs are the right size and in the right location. This would be a reasonable compromise that will keep the people that pay for parking happy and make sure that poachers know what they will be facing before they park.
Don’t forget that you could just get Yosemite Sam to guard your lot
(from here)
Posted by Lamespotting on 02 Feb 2009 | Tagged as: fail
While having a conversation (about less than prime eating establishments) with my coworkers, I tried to look up locations of Captain Submarine, but came across this:
Click to make bigger.
Go try it out for yourself (using Firefox). I’m not going to link to the site directly, but you should see it in the image above.
Posted by Lamespotting on 12 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton, Reviews
These aren’t examples of obsolete intersections or places where traffic grew too quickly. These are examples of things that were designed badly.
Why are the lanes so wide? There’s enough room for 2 cars in each lane.
Update: Jan 2012: FIXED! The lines have been adjusted so that you now have two clear lanes to drive in.
A well designed roundabout is an excellent device to control traffic flow. It is most useful in intersections where there is a lot of turning traffic. It really helps if you have all of the streets actually going into the roundabout. There’s no reason a roundabout has to be a perfect circle, ovals still work as well. Only 3 out of 4 roads going into it, not so much.
The city had the perfect opportunity to make a high speed east-west highway on the North side that would eventually connect to the Marysville Bypass. This would have made a ring road around 75% of the city (assuming it connects to the old TCH by the Princess Margaret Bridge). In fact, all they would need is a bridge at the end of the Ring Road to connect to the old TCH and we’d actually have a true ring road that goes all the way around the city. This would solve many traffic problems for years ahead. Unfortunately, city council can’t think any farther ahead than their 4 year term so they decided to not limit access to the road and it will soon be full of box stores which will plug up the traffic on that street.
Every try to go up Regent St in rush hour? Traffic doesn’t move a lot because each of those sets of lights run on sensors and none of them are linked to each other. They also only have sensors at the stop lines so they can’t predict if a wave of traffic is coming up the street. The simple solution here is more sensors and linking them so you can get a good amount of traffic up Regent St. on each cycle.
When cities become amalgamated, or streets rearranged to join up, they are reluctant to change the street names for fear of annoying people. This, however, make it really confusing for newcomers and tourists. They just need to suck it up and make the residents change their addresses.
“Spaghetti Junction” is the only name I know of this intersection that won’t cause this post to get blocked by filters. Originally, there was a train track running through it which made it difficult to work with. Now, there’s only a trail which can easily be moved. There’s no excuse for this mess, it’s confusing, badly signed and difficult to navigate through during rush hour. Please hurry up and replace it with a roundabout.
You can design the greatest road system around, but you’ll still fail when 25% of the drivers don’t know how to use it. It’s common knowledge that Fredericton drivers are terrible, there’s even a Facebook group and a live MergeFailCam. For some reason, city police overlook these offenses. It isn’t about money as the city doesn’t get to keep any of the fine from a speeding ticket. They run ads on TV telling people how to cross the street, but they won’t run ads telling people how to merge.
Much congestion could be solved in a few key places:
Enforcing the basic rules of the road (and educating drivers) will clear up some of the traffic headaches that are experienced. Doing so can even save on costly expansion projects. It will most certainly cut down on road rage. For some mysterious reason, these rules aren’t enforced. Perhaps all the decision-makers are bad drivers?
Posted by Lamespotting on 05 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton, Howto, transit
Someone decides to spend $50,000 on a report to see what’s wrong with the transit system. Many people are questioning the value of that report.
Along with stating the obvious, they did seem to miss a few things.
There seems to be a general attitude problem. They believe that public transit is only for the downtrodden. In fact, it seems that nobody at the transit system cares about their job (some of the drivers are an exception to this). Let’s look at some examples:



Their biggest failure is their inability to listen to what people actually want. Recently, transit users have been asking for the 3 following things:
Those would be the most obvious things to implement, yet only 1 of the 3 was ever under consideration. The report claims that the survey of existing transit users showed low interest in the Sunday service or the North side run. It looks like they didn’t factor in the fact that the people who want these things aren’t able to take the bus, therefore they did not participate in the survey. Please, can we order some common sense with the next report?
So here’s 2 easy ways on how to fix the transit system:
Posted by Lamespotting on 22 Dec 2008 | Tagged as: fail, Fredericton
So today there’s a big storm. How are city services affected? A quick check of the City of Fredericton’s website shows: NOTHING. That’s right, the so called “smart city” isn’t smart enough to do a simple web site update when there’s a storm. At a minimum people need to know:
The only option that’s available online is the radio station’s web site which is out of date and updated sporadically. Of course you can always just listen to the radio, but then you have to sit there listening to 3 craptastic remakes of classic Christmas tunes before you get a live DJ who will tell you that you have to wait until the next news broadcast for the latest list of cancellations.